Joke!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
The door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
Another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
Quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
The door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
Another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
Quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even
when totally smashed. ..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me
what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all.
He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?,
He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
Said, "Oh s**t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
Another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
Coffee table and farted."
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?,
He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
Said, "Oh s**t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
Another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
Coffee table and farted."
I got this from another blog on another site.
LMAO!
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